Too Human is Too Gay

Too Human for the Xbox 360 was just recently released on Aug 19, 2008 and it has already been sited as one of the reasons for gayness in adolescent males. I can't in good nature recommend this game to anyone, but as an alternative you may want to look at Fallout 3 for the PS3. In doing so, you will most likely attract people of the opposite sex.

Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 09 for Xbox 360

Aug 26, 2008 saw the release of another terrible golf game for the Xbox 360. Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 09 is a homophobic golf game released by EA, the makers of many other bad sports games on the 360. The announcers are boring and lousy, and present a real tone of queerness to a game that should otherwise cater towards straight people.

If a golf game is what you're looking for, might I suggest Hot Shots for the PS3. I won't leave you with that gay feeling afterwards.

Mario Super Sluggers for Nintendo Wii

Nintendo has released another unpolished turd, this time in the shape of a baseball game known as, Mario Super Sluggers. With boring graphics and unchallenging gameplay, this game is sure to turn any man gay.

For a baseball game that won't make you hungry for more balls, try MLB 08 The Show for the PS3.

Monster Madness: Grave Danger for PS3

A little game came out on Aug 5, 2008 known as Monster Madness: Grave Danger for PS3. Others may remember a bad game called Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia released last year for both the PC and 360. Well, this is essentially the same game, but they worked the gay out of it. New improved features have been added, most notably 4 player online co-op.

Pick up a copy, dumb!