WALL-E for the Xbox 360

WALL-E is a game for the Xbox 360 based on a Pixar movie. While the movie was enjoyable, the game lacks that fun feeling. Based in the future, WALL-E the game centers around WALL-E, of course, and his homo-erotic adventures through space. Take part in various homo sexual activities throughout the game in order to bring life back to planet Earth. I'm afraid I can't recommend this game to fellow straights.

However, I have nothing but good things to say about the PS3 version. Take everything gay from the 360 version and turn it straight, and you get the PS3 version. Pick it up now!

Hellboy: Science of Evil for Xbox 360

Hellboy: Science of Evil was released for the 360 on June 24th, 2008. It quickly fell in league with some of the worst video games ever to be created. With a terrible story line, way-too-easy difficulty setting, and monotonous game play, it's hard to see how this game was ever allowed to be released. When you play it, you can actually feel yourself becoming gayer.

WATCH THE CHILLING TRAILER BELOW!

Operation Darkness for the Xbox 360

Operation Darkness for the Xbox 360 is one of those games that literally makes you sick to play it. Between the piss-poor graphics and the maddening camera problems, you'll be reaching for your puke pale quite often. Werewolves, gay vampires, and Adolf Hitler. Um, yeah.

Kung Fu Panda for the Xbox 360

Just because a movie looks like a good idea, doesn't mean it should be made into a video game. On June 3, 2008 a terrible thing happened. Kung Fu Panda was released for the Xbox 360. If you were waiting for an excuse to act gay, then you're solution has arrived! Short, repetitive gameplay with bad voice acting. That sums it up.

Thankfully, there is a version worth playing on the PS3. Go pick it up, stupid!

Halo 3 for the Xbox 360

Halo 3, released on Sept 25, 2007, is possibly on of the most over-hyped games ever created. If you are a straight man and have ever wondered what it might be like to be gay, pick up a copy of Halo 3 and experience gayness in the form of gaming.

After you are done being gay and decide you'd like to return to a normal heterosexual life style, pick up a copy of Resistance for the PS3. After a few nights you should return to normal.