Too Human is Too Gay

Too Human for the Xbox 360 was just recently released on Aug 19, 2008 and it has already been sited as one of the reasons for gayness in adolescent males. I can't in good nature recommend this game to anyone, but as an alternative you may want to look at Fallout 3 for the PS3. In doing so, you will most likely attract people of the opposite sex.

Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 09 for Xbox 360

Aug 26, 2008 saw the release of another terrible golf game for the Xbox 360. Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 09 is a homophobic golf game released by EA, the makers of many other bad sports games on the 360. The announcers are boring and lousy, and present a real tone of queerness to a game that should otherwise cater towards straight people.

If a golf game is what you're looking for, might I suggest Hot Shots for the PS3. I won't leave you with that gay feeling afterwards.

Mario Super Sluggers for Nintendo Wii

Nintendo has released another unpolished turd, this time in the shape of a baseball game known as, Mario Super Sluggers. With boring graphics and unchallenging gameplay, this game is sure to turn any man gay.

For a baseball game that won't make you hungry for more balls, try MLB 08 The Show for the PS3.

Monster Madness: Grave Danger for PS3

A little game came out on Aug 5, 2008 known as Monster Madness: Grave Danger for PS3. Others may remember a bad game called Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia released last year for both the PC and 360. Well, this is essentially the same game, but they worked the gay out of it. New improved features have been added, most notably 4 player online co-op.

Pick up a copy, dumb!

Spectral Force 3 for Xbox 360

July 29, 2008 will now go down in history as the day the world turned gay. Spectral Force 3 was released on this day for the Xbox 360, encouraging hundreds of thousands of young men to abandon their natural desires for a woman and become homosexual. The story is laughable and is accompanied by dreadful music and sound effects. The game lacks half-way decent graphics and any real sense of fun. The promotion of queerness has earned this title the nickname, Rectal Force 3.

Beijing 2008 for the Xbox 360

Gayjing 2008 was released on the Xbox 360 this month and it is without a doubt, one of the worst games I've ever played. Awful button mashing controls and a ridiculous leveling up system are among the key points of this game. No real athletes are present either. Gay and lousy.

Unreal Tournament 3 for Xbox 360

On July 7, 2008 Midway release a game called Unreal Tournament 3 for the Xbox 360. After spending a couple of hours with this game, it quickly became apparent that this game was geared towards homos. I had a great time with the PS3 counterpart, but this one lacks any kind of innovation and basically tries to copy what the PS3's version did except with a touch of gay added in there.

If you must play this game, I strongly recommend picking up the superior, straighter version for the PS3.

Hail to the Chimp for Xbox 360

This "game" can hardly be referred to as such. It's nothing more than political satire, bad satire at that. The developers try to poke fun at politics and the presidential race, but really they come out looking like the chumps. I urge everyone to pass on Hail to the Chump for the Xbox 360.

If you feel that you absolutely must pick up a copy, and are afraid that this game make effect you in a homosexual way, I'd just pick up the superior PS3 version which got rated slightly higher by users.

WALL-E for the Xbox 360

WALL-E is a game for the Xbox 360 based on a Pixar movie. While the movie was enjoyable, the game lacks that fun feeling. Based in the future, WALL-E the game centers around WALL-E, of course, and his homo-erotic adventures through space. Take part in various homo sexual activities throughout the game in order to bring life back to planet Earth. I'm afraid I can't recommend this game to fellow straights.

However, I have nothing but good things to say about the PS3 version. Take everything gay from the 360 version and turn it straight, and you get the PS3 version. Pick it up now!

Hellboy: Science of Evil for Xbox 360

Hellboy: Science of Evil was released for the 360 on June 24th, 2008. It quickly fell in league with some of the worst video games ever to be created. With a terrible story line, way-too-easy difficulty setting, and monotonous game play, it's hard to see how this game was ever allowed to be released. When you play it, you can actually feel yourself becoming gayer.

WATCH THE CHILLING TRAILER BELOW!

Operation Darkness for the Xbox 360

Operation Darkness for the Xbox 360 is one of those games that literally makes you sick to play it. Between the piss-poor graphics and the maddening camera problems, you'll be reaching for your puke pale quite often. Werewolves, gay vampires, and Adolf Hitler. Um, yeah.

Kung Fu Panda for the Xbox 360

Just because a movie looks like a good idea, doesn't mean it should be made into a video game. On June 3, 2008 a terrible thing happened. Kung Fu Panda was released for the Xbox 360. If you were waiting for an excuse to act gay, then you're solution has arrived! Short, repetitive gameplay with bad voice acting. That sums it up.

Thankfully, there is a version worth playing on the PS3. Go pick it up, stupid!