Spectral Force 3 for Xbox 360

July 29, 2008 will now go down in history as the day the world turned gay. Spectral Force 3 was released on this day for the Xbox 360, encouraging hundreds of thousands of young men to abandon their natural desires for a woman and become homosexual. The story is laughable and is accompanied by dreadful music and sound effects. The game lacks half-way decent graphics and any real sense of fun. The promotion of queerness has earned this title the nickname, Rectal Force 3.