Spectral Force 3 for Xbox 360

July 29, 2008 will now go down in history as the day the world turned gay. Spectral Force 3 was released on this day for the Xbox 360, encouraging hundreds of thousands of young men to abandon their natural desires for a woman and become homosexual. The story is laughable and is accompanied by dreadful music and sound effects. The game lacks half-way decent graphics and any real sense of fun. The promotion of queerness has earned this title the nickname, Rectal Force 3.

Beijing 2008 for the Xbox 360

Gayjing 2008 was released on the Xbox 360 this month and it is without a doubt, one of the worst games I've ever played. Awful button mashing controls and a ridiculous leveling up system are among the key points of this game. No real athletes are present either. Gay and lousy.

Unreal Tournament 3 for Xbox 360

On July 7, 2008 Midway release a game called Unreal Tournament 3 for the Xbox 360. After spending a couple of hours with this game, it quickly became apparent that this game was geared towards homos. I had a great time with the PS3 counterpart, but this one lacks any kind of innovation and basically tries to copy what the PS3's version did except with a touch of gay added in there.

If you must play this game, I strongly recommend picking up the superior, straighter version for the PS3.

Hail to the Chimp for Xbox 360

This "game" can hardly be referred to as such. It's nothing more than political satire, bad satire at that. The developers try to poke fun at politics and the presidential race, but really they come out looking like the chumps. I urge everyone to pass on Hail to the Chump for the Xbox 360.

If you feel that you absolutely must pick up a copy, and are afraid that this game make effect you in a homosexual way, I'd just pick up the superior PS3 version which got rated slightly higher by users.